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congratulations! after some kind of miraculous incident*, you've been given the head-features** and tail*** of an animal! what kind?
canine (dogs, wolves, foxes)
feline (large and small cat)
lagomorph/rodent (rabbits, mice, beavers)
ungulate (deer, cows, whales, anything with hooves)
reptile/bird (lizards, snakes, dinosaurs, birds)
amphibian (newts, axolotl, frogs)
some other mammal (bears, weasels, bats)
mollusc (octopus, snail, nudibranch)
arthropod (moth, spider, lobster)
other!
*possible incidents may include: chaos mutation, wish granting, regular mutation, shapeshifting gone wrong, combining your dead dream-self with your omniscient, faceless, green-flickering pet and then recombining upon apotheosis, surgical modification, and HRT
**includes ears, horns, antennae, additional eyes, pedipalps, spines, frills, feathers, external gills, and tentacles
***tail, abdomen, whatever
addition: you may get random additional features such as claws, insectile wings, feathers, tapetum lucidum, nictating membrane, scales, animalistic behavior, shells, and many other!
these bitches only existed on hallmark cards
They exist in my head and talk to each other while I drive to the.Store
i watch baseball for the side quests
throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout
this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl
baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.
and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:
or the beloved hot foot prank:
or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:
or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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